BRAWL STARS · DEEP FILE

SQUEAK
MAIN
CERTIFIED

Squeak
SQUEAK
primary · always · slime time
💣 Squeak Main #28QVVYPJ89 Legendary 3 Love Potion Owner
BRAWL STARS TAG player.tag = "#28QVVYPJ89" // add him if you dare
LIVE DATA
Trophies
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Brawlers
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3v3 Wins
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Peak Elo
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TOP BRAWLERS BY TROPHIES
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RANKED MODE

The Masters Dream

RANKED LADDER
Legendary I Rank 16
Legendary II Rank 17
Legendary III Wet Bread is here 💚
Masters I the dream 💫
Masters II failed push 🥲
Masters III probably never
Pro maybe in another life
PEAK PERFORMANCE
Legendary
7,600
peak ranked points
Legendary 3 · tried for Masters · dropped to Mythic 2 💔
Masters push
Wet Bread
"Failed my masters push by dropping to mythic 2"
— Wet Bread · a heavy burden to carry
THE MAIN

Squeak Skins

ranked by Wet Bread himself
Love Potion Squeak
Love Potion #1
Rating: love ❤️
Ghost Squeak
Ghost Squeak
Rating: ghost
Default Squeak
Default
Rating: default
Gold Squeak
Gold Squeak
Rating: gold
Silver Squeak
Silver Squeak
Rating: silver
First Blob Squeak
First Blob
Rating: first blob
Note Squeak
Note Squeak
Rating: note
Scarab Squeak
Scarab Squeak
Rating: scarab
Nerd Squeak
Nerd Squeak
Rating: nerd
Moon Bunny Squeak
Moon Bunny Squeak
Rating: moon bunny
Potato Squeak
Potato Squeak
Rating: abortion
MIRACLE

The Love Potion

Love Potion
blue gave Wet Bread 2 Love Boxes. The odds of pulling Squeak Love Potion were astronomically low. He opened the first box — nothing. The second box — Love Potion Squeak.
The luck was unreal. He is extremely grateful. blue delivered against all odds.
💚 Love Potion Squeak secured · blue clutch · rated #1 by Wet Bread
PINS

Squeak Pins

Squeak Pin
Default
Happy Pin
Happy
Heart Pin
Heart
TACTICAL SHOWCASE

The 1v1s

KENJI VS GRIFF
Kenji vs Griff
Wet Bread took the L. We have proof.
DARRYL VS MORTIS
Darryl vs Mortis
Screenshot + clip below
COLT 1V1
Colt 1v1
Colt gameplay. Results: questionable.
DARRYL VS MORTIS CLIP
THE PECKING ORDER

WET BREAD RANKING

as determined by the council (him)
Wet Bread Ranking
THE ARCHIVE

Battle Screenshots

proof of concept · proof of combat · proof of Squeak supremacy
Battle 1 Battle 2 Battle 3 Battle 4 Battle 5 Battle 6 Battle 7 Battle 8 Battle 9 Battle 10 Battle 11
THE ROSTER

Loves + Likes

Squeak
Squeak ⭐
R-T
R-T
Otis
Otis
Meeple
Meeple
Bolt
Bolt
Trunk
Trunk
Edgar
Edgar
Dynamike
Dynamike
Surge
Surge
Moe
Moe
SWORN ENEMIES

Most Hated Brawlers

"Fuck every brawler in this game except the ones i glaze"
Crow
Crow
Public Enemy #1
WANTED
The poison. The slow. The healing reduction. Crow exists to make Wet Bread's life worse and it's working.
Gene
Gene
The Puller
WANTED
The hook. The pull. The "oh I'm dead now" button. Gene is always there. Gene is always waiting.
Gale
Gale
The Blizzard
WANTED
The pushback. The slowdown. The knockback tornado that somehow always hits. Gale is a war criminal.
Bibi
Bibi
The Menace
WANTED
The bat. The knockback. The home run swing that deletes your health bar. Despised with passion.
HISTORIC DOCUMENT

The Quote

Wet Bread
Wet Bread · Brawl Stars Manifesto
"Unrapeable bitch fuck her

Fuck every brawler in this game except the ones i glaze"
transcript · a profound statement on the state of Brawl Stars
AUDIO ARCHIVE

Squeak Voice Lines

"Unrapeable bitch fuck her" · Love Potion Squeak · blue clutch · Squeak main · Love Potion owner · Legendary 3 · failed Masters push · Skin ranking: love > ghost > default > gold > silver > first blob · "Unrapeable bitch fuck her"